him: ee moti...
her: haww kon moti yaha koi moti nai hai...
him: ahem ahem i toh didnt take only anyones name...guilty conscious
her:fine ja i dont wana talk to you only... i have lost weight also now toh...still you calling me fat huhuh... kaisa bestie hai 
him: bas gussa toh naak par hi hota hai na...
her: toh moti q bulata hai
him: aaree mela bacha tu toh jaisi hai vaisi hi mast hai... meri golu polu... tu ekdum patli ho jayegi toh mai kisko moti bulaunga ya ...aur kisko gussa dilake manaunga
her: awwww
him: bas awww ya haww tum ladkiyo ko kuch aur aata hi nai hai 
her: vapas ab chalu mat ho ja samja na
him: maaf kar de meri phoolan devi aap se panga nai lunga aaj ke liye itna hi

and we continued our nonsense...